Some More Funny Status Messages

[Page 3] Of Funniest Facebook, Myspace, IM, Mig33, Nimbuzz, Orkut Status Messages,

• X going to be in such good shape now that he found these WII fit Cheat codes!
• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
• X Says 1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page. 2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US. 3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate. 4) watch what happens.
• X is stealing funny status messages from this "Everything 3.1 website" and telling his friends he is just a natural comedian
• X thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.
• X is Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!
• Now here's a little known fact: Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN ...Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people
• X needs a Facebook button that says "What you just posted makes me want to stab you."
• X is now listed as single but in a relationship, its complicated.
• X says, we'll dance with our hearts on fire, because every song is ours tonight
• Bombing For Peace.. Is Like Fu*king For Virginity
• X is feeling blue.....Maybe i should remove the smurf costume.
• X says, roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?
• When i told your boyfriend he was gay, he replied hell no! and hit me with his purse.
• They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
• X is the person your mom warned you about!
• Life is full of shit, and we are full of life...
• X standing on his front lawn with his pants down waiting for Google Earth to come by and take his picture.
• X is spinning in his new office chair so I am away, now I am back, away again and back.
• X wants you to read this status. Keep reading it... There, now I have full control over your mind. Now give me a hot dog!
• Born free . . . Taxed to death!
• Just once, wants to hear Bob The Builder say "Can we build it?! No, were f*cked!!"
• X is saving a lot on his car insurance by fleeing the seen of the accident
• X doesn't make mistakes, she dates them.
• X says he often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

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