Funny Status Messages

[Page 2] Of Funniest(Facebook, Myspace, IM, Mig33, Nimbuzz) Status Messages,

• X is chilling like a villain.
• X is made of small parts and may not be suitable for young children.
• X is "wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard""
• wEn i w0x b0rn, i w0x s0 surprisEd, i didnt tawk f0r a yEar n a half!!
• X is secretly hoping that the video he and Paris Hilton made last night gets 'accidently' discovered!
• X is looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)
• X is thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
• X is eating the papers inside his books hoping that it will go straight to his brain.
• X is filming you in the shower and posting it on youtube.
• X is undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot!
• X is on your mind at this very moment
• People like you are the reason, we have middle fingers!
• X is single, and so ready to mingle!
• Babe it does'nt matter i aM awaY 0r z0oM, i'll alwaYx makE ur lyF b0oM b0oM!!
• Girls are like horoscopes,,they always tells us what to do and they are always wrong !!!
• X is [censored]
• [This status has been removed due to legal action by the church of scientology]
• X says: VODKA-because im horny & you're ugly!
• I was here but you were gone now your here and now I'm gone!
• You must be bored to if you are reading people's away messages. I must be bored if I am telling you how bored you are.
• X Says "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"
• Don't judge a book by it's movie. *cough**cough*twilight*cough**cough*
• X Says u told me u were busy last night, but i see from ur status u were just watching tv!!
• Get Connected. Sorry no network!
• X Says, before you critisize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes! That way when you critisize them you will be a mile away and have their shoes!!
• X says your actions don't have a backspace button, choose them wisely
• Aspire to Inspire before you Expire!
• Good Girls goto heaven, Bad girls go Down!!!
• X wonders how skinny he would be if he had to pedal to keep the computer on.

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